Some cowboy advice…

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

 

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

 

There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.

 

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

 

Don't squat with your spurs on.

 

Never kick a cow patty on a hot day.

 

Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway.

 

Never drink unless you're alone or with somebody.

 

A Cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.

 

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

 

Your buckle don't shine in the dirt, get up.